Last night I had my usual reaction to red dye, which I have an intolerance to. A bad intolerance. But when I woke up this morning, I still had this pain in my stomach, so I thought maybe it was appendicitis. I went to the doctor's and she said it was food poisoning! But she couldn't figure out what it was from. I have an idea.
NICKELBACK!
I've gotten food poisoning from ingesting Nickelback. Awesome. All that negative music is getting into my intestinal track and tearing it to pieces.
So thank you, once again, Chad Kroger. This time, for not only affecting my mental health, but my physical health as well. No big deal, I thoroughly enjoy puking my guts out.
In other, less graphic news, I was driving back from the doctor's office this morning, the CD just popped right out of my CD player. Perhaps it was a sign.
"Protect yourself," it was trying to tell me. "This stuff is poison."
I didn't listen. I just stuffed it back into the CD player. The CD is black. I forgot what it looked like, because I just haven't taken it out since I made it. But when I burnt it, I purposely put it on a black CD because that was the most hate-filled color I could find. I forgot about it until today.
Friday, March 5, 2010
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Sorry to hear about the food poisoning. Feel better soon!
Food poisoning is no fun. I think I had it the other day too! Although, I don't think I heard any Nickelback beforehand. lol I hope you feel better!
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