Day 33: Something in Your Mouth, Something on the Screen

You all know Nickelback played on the closing ceremonies of the Olympics. If you're lucky, you missed it.

Anyway, my mom is a comedian. I got home from going to get food, and I get a voicemail from her that says, "I just thought I'd tell you if you're not home you'd better hurry home so you didn't miss Nickelback."

Haha, Mom. Hilarious.

It actually was pretty funny.

Something else that was pretty funny was last night, my boyfriend and my friend started talking about that terrible Nickelback song called "Something in Your Mouth."

"I don't remember how it goes," my boyfriend said.

And as a joke, my friend said, "You look cute with something in your mouth."

And it turns out, that's EXACTLY what it says. Well, it says, well, see for yourself. Here's the chorus:

You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

And there's more where that comes from. Look it up. You'll love it. Just another example of CK's greatness. Songwriter of the Year. Maybe a Grammy? Let's do it.