I was in class today, and this really sweet girl who sits next to me said she likes Nickelback.
"I like their lyrics and stuff," she said. "Do they write their songs?"
"Probably," I said.
I was shocked, SHOCKED, that this girl likes Nickelback! She's not the type of person I would expect to listen to them. So who is the type of person, you ask? This prompted me to make a list:
People Who Listen to Nickelback:
1) Guys with backward white hats.
2) People who wear Fox Racing clothes/have Fox Racing stickers on their trucks when they've never raced anything in their lives.
3) People at the bar. Who are drunk.
4) People with no teeth.
5) People who wear flannel.
6) People that hunt deers durin' the whole entire year.
7) Chad Kroeger.
8) The girl in my class.
9) Deaf people.
10) Me.
One of these things just doesn't belong.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
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2 comments:
Love the list... but can you add, "Middle-aged women who thing they're twenty-one and totally hot shit?" Thanks...
Haha, absolutely. How about "Middle-aged women who wear mesh shirts who think they're twenty-one and totally hot shit?"
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