Day 7: An Open Letter to Chad Kroeger

So I've been inspired by my fellow blogger, Holly Golightly (myletterstofamouspeople.blogspot.com), to write a letter to the lead singer of Nickelback expressing exactly how I feel. Here goes.

Dear Chad,

I hate your band. You make me want to throw myself off the Mackinac Bridge; not because you’re so horrible, but because you’re so damned depressing. Whoever told you that you could write music forgot to tell you they were joking.

I’m convinced that the reason your music is so popular is because you’ve planted some sort of ear-drug in it that forces people to listen to it. Anything will catch on after awhile.

You once wrote a song for Spider-Man about wanting heroes to save us. Well, Mr. Kroeger, I wish a hero would save me from these three months of pain I’ve inflicted upon myself.

Yours until April, and never again (pardon the pun),

Stacy