So, it was raining today, which made me think of "Singing in the Rain," which made me think, wouldn't it be crazy if there was a Nickelback musical? I mean, it would open with "Never Again" or "Too Bad," and there would be an abusive husband, and a broken family, and it would be really, really depressing, but might possibly win a Tony, because sometimes depressing plays are the best, or so they say. But anyway, this play would progress along, bit by awful bit, with this little boy watching his family fall apart, and then, all of a sudden, Chad Kroger himself would appear at center stage and sing "Hangnail."
Alright, so I'm not high or anything like that, but going back and reading what I just wrote, I wouldn't be mad if someone thought I was. Maybe I should write this musical. I mean, even though it seems like everyone and their brother hates Nickelback, they're clearly selling a TON of CDs. So, this musical would be bound to sell some tickets, wouldn't it? Maybe that should be my first project, my claim-to-fame. I could hire a really great musician, who could change all of the songs into a capella, or opera harmonies (I really know nothing about music), and it could be just like that Green Day musical. Only worse.
Anyway, I'm watching the most intense Red Wings game ever...which just so happened to be experiencing technical difficulties...oh, good, it's back. As I was saying, since this game is so exciting, I should probably stop writing about my musical, and watch it.
85, 84, 83, 82, 81, 80, 79, 78, 77, 76, 75, 74, 73, 72, 71, 70, 69, 68, 67, 66, 65, 64, 63, 62, 61, 60, 59, 58, 57, 56, 55, 54, 53, 52, 51, 50, 49, 48, 47, 46, 45, 44, 43, 42, 41, 40, 39, 38, 37, 36, 35, 34, 33, 32, 31, 30, 29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5!!!!
Friday, April 16, 2010
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Haha I love the musical idea, brilliant.
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