Day 3: Let's Focus on the Positive

Not about Nickelback. Because, as far as I can tell so far, there's nothing positive about them. Their music is laughable at best, and at worst, comparable to a 500 year old cockroach clicking around on it's back on your kitchen floor in a pile of Corn Flakes.

Anyway, the positive thing is that I got to go to work tonight and listen to REAL music on the radio. Ok, depending on what your definition of real music is. Right now, my definition of real music is anything other than the N word.

See, I used to really like the All American Rejects. And then their song, "Gives You Hell" came out, and I really hated it. But tonight it sounded incredible! I started hearing things I never heard before, like how good the part that says, "Truth be told I miss you" sounds. Tyson Ritter's voice actually sounds really good. See what kind of effect Nickelback can have? It's kind of nice. Then this rocking, dancing, hip hoppin' Jay Sean song came on and all I wanted to do was boogie down. It's great. I'm really starting to appreciate anything else, which is nice. A lesson in acceptance is always good.

On a negative note, my pants ripped during work. Right near the butt, and no one could see anything, but it was quite breezy. I blame it on Nickelback. OK, that might sound a little far-fetched, but they're starting to affect the way I move. It's making my movements angry and fierce and tense and all wrong.

And on a note that is in no way related to Nickelback, I saw the thinnest semi-truck ever. It was just this line down the middle, with all this open space of trailer on either side. It was a Verizon truck, and on the side, it said "The Marquette Verizon has Moved." I thought this was very strange, seeing as most trucks would just say Verizon. But this one was personalized. I don't know what that means in relation to my new, likable-music-fasting life, but I'm sure I'll figure it out.